Friday, December 03, 2004

cry.on.my.console.

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just.for.the.record.what's.the.story.behind.the.name.'cry.on.my.console'?

i.am.so.boring.!.!.there.really.isn't.much.of.a.story.behind.it.

at.the.time.i.wanted.a.name.that.was.robotic.&.pretentious.
it.all.began.as.an.alter.ego.really.
i.made.one.weird."robot.poem".track.which.was.a.pretentious.&.cheap.little.track.
when.i.posted.it.i.expected.to.get.flamed.or.something.but.to.my.surprise.the.fools.liked.it.
so.i.decided.that.it.was.good.&.went.about.making.more.&.more.tracks.
soon.the.alter.ego.destroyed.my.human.brain.&.all.i.was.left.with.was.electronic.crap

i'm.happy.now.though...&.trying.not.to.be.pretentious.
but.it's.hard.with.a.shit.name.like.this....
especially.as.i.insist.on.having.it.all.in.lower.case.with.full.stops.between.each.word....
every.time.i.see.it.spelt.wrong.i.pretend.not.to.care./.notice.
but.really.a.little.piece of me dies...

what.are.you.up.to.these.days?

i.wish.there.was.something.to.promote!
umm.go.here.or.die.lonely!!!

i.feel.like.one.of.those.old.music.folks.who.get.interviewed.because.of.the.stuff.
they've.done.in.the.past.&.when.asked.about.what.they.are.doing.now.just.avoid.eye.
contact.&.mutter.something.about.
"things.in.pipeline...a.few.projects...everything.up.in.the.air.right.now..."

so.yeah...got.some.pipelines.projects...um...in.the.air...i'm bouncing back.
people.bounce.back!.

what.music.are.you.currently.grooving.to?

right.at.this.very.moment.i.am.listening.to.Stevie.Wonder.-.Living.For.The.City...
hardcore.josh.reallll.hardcore...
in.other.ears.i'm.enjoying.Si.Begg.in.every.shape.&.form.
i.am.an.addict!.

Rex.The.Dog.is.really.good.
Shitmat.-.Razor.Radio.Mix.(soooooooooooooo.good.my.toes.curl.)
Lady.Sovereign.is.my.audio.wife.although.she'd.probably.hate.me.if.we.met.
she'd.make.fun.of.my."posh.accent".it's.not.true.i'm.just.well.spoken.
honestly.though.i.just.listen.to.random.tracks.by.people.like.Imatran.Voima.Tipper. General.Midi.Aquasky.Slaughter.Mob.Plastikman.

i.listen.to.my.own.stuff.a.lot.too.but.only.the.most.recent.thing.i've.done...

what.if.push.comes.to.shove.is.your.all-time.favourite.album?

...eek.this.is.so.hard...so.hard....i'm.going.to.do.this.logically.
the.album.i.have.listened.to.the.most.would.be:
........drum roll.................
The.Best.Of:James.Bond.Theme.Tunes.
some.proper.crackers.in.there.
dance.into.the.fire.

when.was.the.last.time.you.bought.a.record.that.was.shite?
where.did.you.buy.it?

seeing.as.I.actually.seek.out.bad.records.this.is.pretty.easy.
in.a.charity.shop.in.Wandsworth.i.bought.Essential.Irish.Folk.Songs.
i.also.bought.Kid.606.-.Down.With.The.Scene.
after.feeling.guilty.about.downloading.loads.of.his.stuff.but.it's.shite...
i.think.i’ll.copy.it.&.return.it.

which.artiste.other.than.yourself.have.you.ever.wanted.to.be?

Charlotte.Church.
ugly.&.loaded.

can.you.recall.the.most.embarrassing.&.bizarre.thing.that.has.ever.happened.to.you.
while.manning.the.decks?

embarrassing: whilst.in.Brighton.i.was.playing.the.Nirvana/Usher.thing.
pressed.the.cue. button.for.the.wrong.deck.
this.resulted.in.the.tune.stopping.exactly.on.the."drop".
was.quite.funny.
the.crowd.jumped.up.once.in.dancing.mode.
then.stared.at.me.
i.suck.

bizarre: don’t.know.about.bizarre...i.once.sped.up.milkshake.vs.go.DJ.up.to.as.fast.as.
the.pitch.controls.on.the.CD.decks.would.go.when.I.was.playing.a.club.in.Brixton.
the.crowd.loved.it.but.it.was.stupid.
like.coffee.table.gabba.with.chipmunks...

the.first.of.cry.on.my.console.:

first.record.you.ever.bought.
=.Michael.Jackson.-."Earth.Song". (Hahahaha...cool.kid? you.bet.I.was.)

first.movie.you.watched.that.gave.you.wood.
=.Aladdin.(Princess.Jasmine...+.her.pet.tiger...buff.)

first.book.or.mag.you.read.that.was.awesome.

=.The.Transformers.comic.series.

first.concert.you.went.to.that.was.utter.rubbish.

=.been.to.quite.a.few.metal.nights...can't.remember.names.now...
probably.something.like."The Everlasting Torment".or."Noose Around Her Neck".

first.mash-up.you.heard.that.made.you.wanna.be.a.'legger.
=.Loo.&.Placido.-."My.Favourite.Name".

could.you.tell.us.a.slight.history.on.how.you.ended.up.as.being.a.GYBO.mod?

i.bunked.school.so.i.could.sit.around.making.silly.music.things.
this.resulted.in.me.wasting.my.time.surfing.GYBO.a.great.deal.
one.thing.led.to.another.&.now.i.am.GYBO.bitch...

what.are.the.greatest.joy.as.well.as.the.biggest.pain.of.being.a.mod?

joy: being.part.of.a.clique.means.i.can.pretend.to.be.above.everyone.
so.i.don’t.have.to.comment.on.tunes.hehe.

pain: explaining.to.my.friends.exactly.what.i.do.with.all.my.free.time.

so.which.GYBO-er.deserves.a.smack.in.the.mouth?

DJ.NoNo/TBC.-.grrr. nice.guy.in.person.but.translates.very.badly.on.the.internet.
i.quite.frequently.bang.my.head.against.things.when.i.read.his.posts.

...or.everyone.on.GYBO.who.makes.glitch.
make.some.more.you.bastards!.too.many.guitars.going.on.at.the.moment.

compared.to.many.you.have.a.very.distinctive.style.
what.do.you.think.is.the.secret.ingredient.behind.the.trademark.c.o.m.c.sound?

fumbling.whilst.i.make.a.track.
i.often.just.fumble.around.with.sounds.&.stuff.
this.fumbling.tends.to.result.in.funny.sounds.
also.my.lack.of.musical.training.means.that.in.general.i.just.manipulate.whatever.i've.on.hand.
rather.than.making.new.things.
i.think.that.probably.adds.to.the.warped.sound...

i’m.not.nearly.as.hardcore.as.i.want.though....
also.using.cliché.samples.like."jack.-.woo".i.like.that.

in.your.opinion.what.are.the.factors.that.make.a.good.glitch?

when.you.can.imagine.the.original.artistes.frowning.at.the.stereo.
a.little.bit.angry.mainly.confused.at.what.happened.to.the.song.
i.like.glitches.that.use.the.track.as.more.of.an.instrument.
playing.little.noises.into.beats.&.stuff.
stereo.separation.makes.most.things.sound.a.lot.better.than.they.actually.are.as.well.
i.like.that.

describe.your.ultimate.bootleg.fantasy.involving.
RadioQuita.Natasha.Bedingfield.Deep.Purple.&.LV15.
humour.us.please...

me.&.my.best.friend.LV15.are.strolling.around.somewhere.
Deep.Purple.are.there.too.
i.beat.them.up.because.they.are.more.famous...
&.I.know.nothing.about.them.really.(the.nations.eyes.roll.).
LV15.rolls.me.a.spliff.which.i.smoke.in.Radioquita's.honour.
Natasha.Bedingfield.watches.from.across.the.road.with.binoculars.

let's.play.word.association.
we.mention.a.name.&.you.give.us.your.thoughts...

50.Cent. = ...
Optimus.Prime. = god
Johnny.Ramone. = punk.blah.blah.
BitTorrent = g33ksuperdan
Lee.Perry. = dub.innit.
Skkatter = love.you.
Moog = mook
Booty.Ze.Kick. = ...dunno...rubbish.name?
Jesus = GOD
Heidi.Klum. = lederhosen

which.genre.of.music.do.you.consider.the.most.boring?

trance...if.i.wanted.to.stand.around.reaching.for.the.lasers.i’d.play.a.star.wars.arcade.

what.do.you.remember.about.the.following.years:

1983 = i.was.sperm.
1989 = i.piled.my.chicken.on.top.of.my.drinking.beaker.spilt.it.all.giggled.a.bit.pissed.myself.
1995 = collected.a.mammoth.amount.of.pogs.good.year.
2000 = listened.to.things.like.Ultimate.Club.Mix.
2004 = i’m.confused.&.tired.enjoying.it.

what's.your.favourite.Saturday.night.record?

Vitalic.-."La.Rock".

i’ve.broken.two.beds.whilst.getting.ready.to.go.out.with.this.on.the.stereo.
i.do.quite.a.good.beatbox.version.too.
"du-du-d-du-du-d-duh-duh-d-du-du-du-duh-duh-d-duh-duh-du"

and.your.Sunday.morning.one?

if.i.was.awake.i’d.listen.to.Wevie.Stonder.or.A.Tribe.Called.Quest.

any.regrets.in.life.so.far?

i've.kissed.two.girls.called.Rosie.in.my.life.
they.are.both.ugly.
one.is.chavvy.

do.you.still.see.yourself.churning.out.bootlegs.in.ten.years.time?

i've.stopped.making.proper.bootlegs.really.
can't.get.the.hang.out.of.this."key".thing.
i'll.probably.have.a.copy.of.Cool.Edit.on.my.PC.in.my.sterile.office.cubicle.
but.every.time.i.open.it.i’ll.get.depressed.&.end.up.crying.silently.into.my."in".tray.

what.do.you.think.the.future.for.bootlegs/mash-ups/remixes.would.be.like.
given.that.being.a.home.musician.is.so.easy.these.days?

"the.only.way.is.up.baaabbbbbyyyyyy"
more.more.more.
there's.gonna.be.so.much.more.electronicnoodlings/crap.
seeing.as.its.so.easy.to.make.on.computer.
so.there's.either.going.to.be.more.people.unlocking.their.natural.talent.
through.the.genius.of.technology...

...or.there's.going.to.be.a.hell.of.a.lot.more
"EMINEM.VS.DR.DRA.-.MAH.NU.MASHUP!1111!!1!!1.OMG.WTF"
i'm.happy.either.way.

lastly.what.do.you.wanna.be.least.remembered.for?

being.a.student.


some.cool.cry.on.my.console.boots.

1) Bombs.Of.Peace.

2) Death.Star.Shit.

3) Got.The.Power.

4) Lou1e.Lou1e